Now You Can Shower Like a Psycho!

If you’re like me (ok, no one is probably quite like me) you wish it was Halloween year ’round. If my wife would let me, I’d have a Halloween house - inside & out, all year long. Y’know, corpses in the flower beds, tombstones, maybe a batshaped door knocker or something. And a creepy doorbell too!

Well, since I can’t do any of that and not go to Divorce court, perhaps I can live vicariously through those of you who order this little beauty; a bloody serial killer shower curtain - complete with battery powered sound effects. COOL!

Personally, I’d never put the batteries in this bad boy (’cause you know that Psycho-style music would get old in like 30 seconds) but imagine having a good ole’ beer bash & your friends use the john without being warned!?  Muhahahaha!  Especially some of my friends, who ain’t the sharpest sticks in the woodpile to begin with.

Speaking of which, thanks to my buddy Steve for sending me this link (wasn’t talking about you ole’ buddy. . . as far as you know).  Anyhow, go buy one of these at Things You Never Knew Existed.

Have fun with it!

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