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Tags: My favorite candidate is ‘Hungry Barbara’ whose interests include “gnawing & hanging out in dimly lit stairwells”. Too bad you can’t actually sign up for anything, I did try. Now before you protest that I’m not single remember that I only married until death do us part – I believe this would constitute a loophole seeing as how Barb is not alive.
Just kidding there honey, you know you’re the only nightmare for me! I better go hide now. . .
