Nothing says Christmas like bad TV.  Really bad TV.  I’ve lost at least 2 evenings this week to watching the marathon of ‘MANswers’ episodes being run on SPIKE TV.

For those unfamiliar with the show, it is a humorous series of baudy questions addressed with tongue-in-cheek reenactments, gratutious cleavage shots & a smattering of factual documentation, answering a trainwreck of stoner-level queries such as “Which Float Better – Implants or Real Boobs?”, “Self Defense Tips in a Bar Setting” or “How to Tell a Real Hooker From a Cop”.  See what I mean?

But ya’ know what – after watching a few of these “dumb” segments back to back, I was hooked.  After all, I might just NEED to know how to survive if my elevator cable gets cut, or how to properly remove a bullet from my own flesh.

Somewhere out there you just know a cult is developing of wasted chip munchers, memorizing each answer for quotation later at their favorite watering hole.

And yeah – count me as one of them.