Blabbermouth.net – Last year I attended the inaugural edition of Cruefest down at Riverbend Music Center in Cincy. That exploit is fully documented HERE.  Sadly, was unable to make it this year. . . and wouldn’t ya’ know it, THIS is the year that all the fun really happened. Well, at least if the WCPO-TV story is to be taken at face value.
THREE whole women were arrested. THREE!! My God, that’s like. . .1/8th of a sorority pledge class or something. And their heinous crimes? No, not wanton lesbian acts (which would’ve been my guess). One for drinkin’ (“only had a pint of Captain Morgan”). Amateur.
One for . . . uhm, not leaving. Let’s see, the concert wasn’t over & she wouldn’t leave. THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!
The last one was arrested for her behavior (so there’s still a small chance of the wanton lesbian thingy) and decked a female employee on the way out. Ok, ok – that’s definitely assault but is it just me, or has the Crue gotten soft? They throw an all day concert and THIS is what makes headlines? I’ve watched cars get tossed, fences burned and more fights than I can even remember – and that was just ONE Ozzfest.
I don’t know who to be more disappointed in – the Cincy media for making these arrests a big deal or the Crue, for not giving the media anything BETTER to write about.
Nikki, it’s time to get back off the wagon brother.  Ok, ok – just kidding.  Stay on the wagon – I’ve read enough of your book. How about letting Kat start some shit for ya’ over in the beer line? Then everybody’s happy. . .