Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency

I go to strange sites sometimes. Other than this one, mind you (smartasses).

For instance, check out this little beauty;

www.fvza.org – That stands for the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency.  Your tax dollars hard at work, I’m sure.  [pay close attention to the fine print, those of you who fanaticize easily].

If that doesn’t whet your appetite, perhaps you should try the Temple of the Vampire, who for a nominal charge will send you some nifty reading material (and maybe ownership of a bridge in Brooklyn, can’t be sure).

Or one can just trot over to Chickipedia – LOVE THAT NAME, BTW – and read up on Joe Donatelli’s list of sexy vampire chicks. I have to say, it’s a decent list considering he ignores Vampirella – possibly the single hottest Vamp chick EVER! Ah well, no accounting for taste I guess [no pun].

So if you ever stop by here, and wonder why I haven’t updated for a while, consider the above as but a small sampling of the deviant behavior that precludes me from putting a post up more than 3 times a month!

Lindsay Lohan Still Sadly Removed From Reality

MSN.com – Saw this article a few days ago & it saddened me. It seems Lindsay Lohan has filed a $100 Million dollar lawsuit against E-trade for their commercial that you may have seen during the Superbowl, the one involving the boyfriend stealing ‘milkaholic’ tot named Lindsay.  Aw hell, watch it down below these insightful words in just a second if you were too drunk the last time.

So anyhow, yeah – $100 mil.  ‘Cause nothing reinforces your continued public insistence that you’re not a drug fiend (anymore) like a frivolous money-grabbing lawsuit.

One might point out to Ms. Lohan that another Linsey was making a name for herself long before anyone had seen Mean Girls. [Careful with that link, definitely NSFW].

A Bad Day For Lead Singers

Several articles on Blabbermouth.net have caught my attention, and I’m noticing a theme here – all centered around the vocalists of bands. Troublemakers that they are.

First up, Slash is releasing a different single from his new self-titled album, opting to go with Wolfmother’s Andrew Stockdale singing “By The Sword” over Ozzy singing a little ditty called ‘Crucify The Dead’. Seems there was concern that Ozzy singing for Slash might confuse listeners about Ozzy’s own new upcoming release. Cause we’re all stupid, don’t ya’ know?

Then there’s news that had my twins all astir – Phil LaBonte of All That Remains is filling in temporarily with Killswitch Engage. So yeah, they’re effectively PHILswitch right now. Would love to see that actually, BUT OF COURSE – this won’t be happening anywhere near Columbus, Ohio. Anyhow, here’s hoping that Hojo can resume his rightful place with Killswitch soon.

And most cryptically, Dragonforce released a statement saying they’d parted ways with vocalist ZP Theart (a name that will remove all saliva from your mouth when you say it). Quicker than you can say “fire that intern” the statement was pulled down from the site, but you can still enjoy it word for word HERE (Drat that Google!). Sounds like someone FORGOT to tell ZP first. . . don’t ya’ hate it when that happens? Truthfully, I’d hate to see him go so here’s hoping that egos can be sedated & the boys can get back to playing faster-than-fuck metal.

A Facebook Group Worth Joining

KNAC.com – An enterprising fan has started a group on Facebook to get Iron Maiden selected to open (or close) the 2012 Olympic games hosted in Maiden’s hometown of London, England.

Since the Rim of Hell staff are all huge Maiden fans, we couldn’t help but pass this along to the masses. What? You’d have laughed at the idea of The Who doing a Superbowl halftime too, at a point in time not so long ago. So why not Bruce & the boys in 2012, right?

Here’s the link. Up the Irons!