Celebrity Apprentice Deadpool

In case you’ve been under a rock for the past few weeks, you probably know that the 7th season of Donald Trump’s NBC show ‘Apprentice’, or ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ as this incarnation is called, starts tonight.  This season features 14 celebrities competing to win favor with The Don, and avoid that most infamous of gameshow kill phrases – “You’re Fired”.

Normally, I’m not much for reality TV but I may actually watch this one as none other than KISS axeman and entrepreneurial horndog Gene Simmons is among those competing.  Others vying for a chance to win money for charity (a deviation from past seasons where contestants actually were fighting for a job) include Vincent Pastore (forever Big Pussy on “The Sopranos” in my mind), supermodel Carol Alt, country singer Trace Adkins, mixed martial artist Tito Ortiz, and actors Stephen Baldwin and Marilu Henner.

And Olympic gymnast Nadia Comaneci – who in her youth helped pull me thru puberty, albeit unbeknownst to her.  It ain’t as creepy as that sounds, she was OLDER then me.  Not to mention she looked amazing, to my 11 year old mind, straddling a balance beam.

But I digress.  So, does anyone actually think this ragtag lineup is gonna exist for long, without someone going seriously drama queen!?  Other than King Combover himself, that’s a given – I meant of the contestants.

My money is Gene Simmons will spend more effort trying to bang fellow contestant & 2005 Playmate of the Year Tiffany Fallon than trying to sell hotdogs, or whatever the hell it is they’re doing tonight, and get his implanted ass fired.  But then again, never underestimate Stephen Baldwin’s ability to irritate and enrage – he might actually wind up dead at the hand’s of Lennox Lewis or Ortiz.

Should be amusing . . .  at least for an episode.

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