Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency

I go to strange sites sometimes. Other than this one, mind you (smartasses).

For instance, check out this little beauty;

www.fvza.org – That stands for the Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency.  Your tax dollars hard at work, I’m sure.  [pay close attention to the fine print, those of you who fanaticize easily].

If that doesn’t whet your appetite, perhaps you should try the Temple of the Vampire, who for a nominal charge will send you some nifty reading material (and maybe ownership of a bridge in Brooklyn, can’t be sure).

Or one can just trot over to Chickipedia – LOVE THAT NAME, BTW – and read up on Joe Donatelli’s list of sexy vampire chicks. I have to say, it’s a decent list considering he ignores Vampirella – possibly the single hottest Vamp chick EVER! Ah well, no accounting for taste I guess [no pun].

So if you ever stop by here, and wonder why I haven’t updated for a while, consider the above as but a small sampling of the deviant behavior that precludes me from putting a post up more than 3 times a month!

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