As kind of a follow-up to yesterday’s post, I found that the same parent company (Mingle2.com) has a faux sign-up page for a zombie dating service – Zombieharmony.  Mingle2 is a real dating site, so it’s good to see they take a sense of humor with themselves.

My favorite candidate is ‘Hungry Barbara’ whose interests include “gnawing & hanging out in dimly lit stairwells”.  Too bad you can’t actually sign up for anything, I did try.  Now before you protest that I’m not single remember that I only married until death do us part – I believe this would constitute a loophole seeing as how Barb is not alive.

Just kidding there honey, you know you’re the only nightmare for me!  I better go hide now. . .