PARMM – Parents Against Reprehensible Metal Music. Funniest. Site. EVAR.

Let’s go back in time, shall we? Not to a truly interesting period, such as the foundation of the Roman Empire, the courts of ancient Egypt or the active production years of ‘Kolchak – the Night Stalker’ but let’s go back to say. . . April 2008.

At that time, there was an ad campaign running on sites like Technorati for a group calling itself P.A.R.M.M. – Parents Against Reprehensible Metal Music. Indeed. I would count myself amongst them for I too hate REPREHENSIBLE metal (a LOT of 80’s ballads fell into this category, imho) but as the story goes these ads were actually a bait & switch campaign for the Toyota Matrix. By that I mean you click on the banners and instead of seeing a modern day witchburning site, you are being hard sold on the advantages of a foreign subcompact for your teens. David Meerman Scott tells about it best on his site HERE.

Ok then, ha ha – shame on us for thinking it might be a real group. It was all some dishonest marketing blah blah – but wait. A site for P.A.R.M.M does indeed exist, even to this day (HERE) – albeit with sparse content & only a generic email address for contact. Maybe they are for real? Could it be – is anyone really that abysmally ignorant?

Regardless, I encourage you to check out the ramblings of Gladys Montgomery and her bake sale cronies over at P.A.R.M.M. for a good chuckle. If it’s more of Toyota’s tricks then they’ve more cleverly buried their motives this time around. But if it IS for real. . . that’s just pathetic.

Be sure to check out their ‘Public Enemites’ list (that I aspire to be added to). Currently Marilyn Manson holds the top spot, but there are a few surprises like Saxon & Tygers of Pan Tang also making the list. What, no Gorgoroth!?! No Marduk!?!? No Vital Remains!?!?! And these gals call themselves a watchdog group!! Not even a single Black Metal band on the radar. Blatant devil worship and misogyny runs rampant in the lyrics of an entire subgenre while these dipshits are targeting – Saxon!?!

Way to waste the bandwidth, Gladys! Well done. . .

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12 Responses to “PARMM – Parents Against Reprehensible Metal Music. Funniest. Site. EVAR.”

  1. I found your site on Google and read a few of your other entires. Nice Stuff. I’m looking forward to reading more from you.

  2. Ha! Good for you for finding the site. I thought it was lost forever. When I originally found the site it was at PARMM.org and that was taken down after I blogged about it. Take care, David

  3. Bee says:

    Not for offend nobody, but that organization suck!
    Someone kill them all!

  4. RevMortis says:

    I think it’s a joke organization. Or at least I HOPE it is. Thanks for the input, Bee!

  5. Diegometal says:

    you are only a stupid fucking beach that doesn’t make sex from 1822!! go to work don’t continue to crash our massive balls!!!!you should fly without parachute!!!!!

  6. Bee says:

    Why thia people don’t made their business and leave us alone?
    We must be free to listen what we want to, without any other people who do for us.

  7. Bee says:

    To David Meerman Scott
    The new site is here
    http://www.stopheavymetalmusicnow.org/

  8. RevMortis says:

    Diegometal – your comment amused me. I’m not sure what the hell it actually means, but it still amuses me.

  9. I see it’s not only I who have made a post about that site 🙂
    I agree pretty much on everything you’ve said, you can read my post to be sure about that 😉

  10. Anonymous says:

    fuck of PARMM !

  11. Anonymous says:

    fuck youuu

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