Well, since I can’t do any of that and not go to Divorce court, perhaps I can live vicariously through those of you who order this little beauty; a bloody serial killer shower curtain - complete with battery powered sound effects. COOL!

Personally, I’d never put the batteries in this bad boy (’cause you know that Psycho-style music would get old in like 30 seconds) but imagine having a good ole’ beer bash & your friends use the john without being warned!?  Muhahahaha!  Especially some of my friends, who ain’t the sharpest sticks in the woodpile to begin with.

Speaking of which, thanks to my buddy Steve for sending me this link (wasn’t talking about you ole’ buddy. . . as far as you know).  Anyhow, go buy one of these at Things You Never Knew Existed.

Have fun with it!

As they tell it, the names are not randomly generated but deliberately made, gems of inspiration. They are completely available for use AS FAR AS THE AUTHOR KNOWS, and provided you let him know that you’re using his idea. So really, do your research if you’re determined to go forth & tour with the name ‘Cheeses of Nazareth’, and maybe send the dude a demo tape when you have one completed.

Here are a couple samples from his list that I thought were particularly creative;

• Waco Bell
• Cybernixon
• The Satin Worshippers
• Lords of Robitussin
• The Flaming Chainsaw Ninjas (BRILLIANT!)

Also, if you like they offer a nifty euphemism generator for help in those pesky song or album titles.  “Yodeling in the tiny paisley bishop”?  Bound to be a top 10 hit!

Enjoy.

Hopefully this link continues to work (fingers crossed).

But then I couldn’t help but notice this pic of Goldie Hawn. . . looks an awful lot like Poison frontman & People magazine recently named ‘10 Hottest Bachelor’ Bret Michaels. See the evidence below;

Ok, so either Bret needs to go easy on the mascara or Goldie needs to wear a bandana. Not sure which.

But Dickipedia.ORG is a mildly amusing rip-off of the real Wiki, right down to within a lawsuit’s breathe of the layout and graphics. The difference being all entries are celebrities who have been deemed a dick by the writers of 23/6.   Most deserve it.

The individual listings are surprisingly thorough and pretty entertaining. I recommend Billy Crystal, Hugo Chavez, The Beckhams or my favorite so far - Your Mom.  HOW DID THEY KNOW?

And before you ask, no - I personally am not listed.  Yet!  Anyhow, check it out or 23/6’s site as well (think ‘The Onion’).  You’ll thank me later.

I went on a quest this week for a holy grail of sorts.  I went in search of the best free zombie games that the web had to offer.  Well let me tell you, I really wasn’t prepared for the overwhelming options.  One site lists 126 themselves, but I think there are even more time-wasters if you do some digging on Google.

Some are viral games used to advertise movies (Resident Evil and Land of the Dead for example), many more are just created for pure online entertainment.  Most are bloody (DUH).  My favs so far are ‘The Last Stand’ (although I suck at it), Divine Intervention - which I had on my Myspace page for a long time, and Deanimator. 

If you’re interested, I recommend the following sites;

• http://www.zombiegames.net - HUGE selection (120+ games) and fairly intuitive menu
• Http://www.online-zombie-games.com - 70+ games, a little less convenient menu system
• http://www.killthezombies.com - Reviews are attached to the games for ease in deciding
• http://www.urbandead.com - Text based multi-player game.  Not as bloody, but very strategic.

The list is by no means exhaustive - there are many, many more sites I could have listed but tons of overlap between what is already presented here.  Drop me a line if you know of a really good one with games not in this group.

Almost makes me wanna make this a zombie game site - almost that is.  I know you all would miss me . . .

Blabbermouth also has 5 videos posted on their site and I recommend them all.  Hilarious!  I especially like the ‘reverberation experiments’ Tufnel was performing on marinara sauce and his theory as to the true purpose of the structure. 

It’s good to see the legend of Spinal Tap continue on . . .

• Multi-taskers - Self important knucklehead who pees with one hand, chats on the cell phone with the other.  NO ONE is that important.  Even the President of the United States of America takes out 5 minutes to take a leak.  Get over yourself.
• Spitters - Can’t whiz without spitting into the urinal, usually with a lot of loud phlegm hacking first.  A sure sign of a small dick ’cause you wouldn’t do that if there was danger of hitting something.
• Homophobes - looks straight ahead at the wall, thinks everyone is trying to look at his unit.  Another sign of a small penis.  Might be belligerent if drinking.
• The Auto-Erogenous - Rubs his thing while peeing, sometimes may moan loudly.  Needs either a girlfriend or a prostate exam.
• Conversationalists - I’ll admit, if I’ve had a few beers I can be guilty of this one myself.  Socializing while in the Men’s room is like an ancient tribal custom but being an asshole that rants & raves insanely - that’s just douchiness.  Your team lost - get over it.
• The Inseparable Lovers - This ain’t the mile high club & you ain’t running for office in here!  So get a room, you two!
• The Insecure - Won’t pee at the urinals, has to go in the dark safety of the stalls - LIKE A GIRL!  Do I even have to say what he’s trying to hide?
• Gross Bastards - There’s a ton of different ways to qualify for this one, as men are generally nasty sons of bitches by nature.  That being said, I’m not talking about your garden variety scratching of ass or farting while peeing (which is just plain hilarious.  ALWAYS!).  No, I’m talking about seriously verboten behaviour such as sink pooping, whizzing on floors, vomiting in the trash, not flushing or washing your hands when finished.  Just shoot yourself if you do this stuff on any day other than your birthday or your first bachelor party.  And even then, you better have a damn good excuse!

Alright, so this list is far from complete.  I reserve the right to add to it as inspiration strikes me.  And since I’ve only visited Ladies’ rooms on a lucky few occasions (see ‘The Inseparable Lovers’ above), any females that would like to share their experiences should feel free to comment below.